Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Vodka?
Forever.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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