The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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