We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we made out on top of his cat.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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