It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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