OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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