i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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