I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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