My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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