i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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