so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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