did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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