I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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