If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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