Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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