It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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