...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
