so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
