.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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