I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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