my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I need to sanitize my soul.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize