is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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