Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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