Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
You took a bar mat shot.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Randomize
