Need sex. Gaining weight.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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