You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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