He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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