...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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