Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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