You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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