i just google imaged poop.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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