New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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