If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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