i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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