Three words: puerto rican gang bang
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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