it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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