we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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