Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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