I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I think my moral compass just broke
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