i don't like sucking hair
I wish I only lived at night.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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