Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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