Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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