If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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