On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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