nut hugger
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
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this hospital has no fireball
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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