i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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