gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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