i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
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Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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