I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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