So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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