i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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