But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
