She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.