I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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