omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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