So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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