Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
In America we eat man semen.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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