Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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