She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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