This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
My orgasm happened in two different decades
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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