Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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