If that was your dad, he is hot
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
