and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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