Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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